That great fraternity of fishing idiots: Why fly rod warranties matter

There are more ways to break a fly rod than there are to catch a fish. A warranty can help get you back out on the water, but there are nuances to what they cover.

That great fraternity of fishing idiots: Why fly rod warranties matter
A woeful draft.

Spotted inside a haggard outhouse at a marginally-busy parking area on the Madison. Admit it; you've been there too.

"LOST"*
SAT. JULY 16, @ NOON
CABELAS 5-6 WT ROD
AND LARGE ARBOR REEL.
_PLEASE CALL _______________
* WELL, NOT REALLY LOST, I HAVE
JOINED THAT GREAT FRATERNITY OF
FISHING IDIOTS WHO LEFT THEIR
RODS ON TOP OF THEIR CAR
AND ... YOU KNOW THE REST.
THANKS
YOUR IDIOT BROTHER

Broken rods happen. A lot.

Our idiot brother may not have broken their rod, but vehicle-rod collisions account for probably most broken rods. Getting slammed in a car door, the hatch, being left on the roof—all spell a terrible fate.

When fishing with others I always call out "Rod on the roof" when placing a rod on any vehicle's roof, as a sort of individual check-in that might help us remember it later.

I left an expensive rod on the roof of my vehicle once. (No, I was fishing alone and did not call "Rod on the roof" out to myself.) I did a U-turn to get back to the highway, and heard something slide off the truck cap. What could it have been?

I figured it out just as the FedEx truck passed in the opposite direction and turned it from a four-piece into a 47-piece.